Mack Bird

NEWS and UPDATES

Feb. 10: Isham Expands ECU Empire

Feb. 3: 40th Birthday Bash Extravarama

Jan. 27: On the Precipice of 40

Jan. 20: Mystical VIP Weekend

Jan. 13: Day of Accomplishment

Read more here.

QUOTE of the MONTH

February 2010

Spengler: I took a dump this morning and it smelled like Wisconsin.

January 2010

Theresa: Yeah, Eddie Van Halen called me.
He wants his hair back.

December 2009

Overheard on the radio: Anyone at a fast food restaurant after midnight is drunk.

November 2009

Sage via IM: OMG u gays are crazy! I meant guys! Not gays! Lol stupid iPhone.

October 2009

Theresa at 6:27 a.m.:
MARK! Please do not f**k with me in the morning.

September 2009

"I don’t care about tornados … I’m gonna walk home naked.” Sage

August 2009

Tom Baril at a party: Yeah, Eric had a pretty bad heart attack and was even in a coma for a few days, but he should be here tonight.

July 2009

Simpson: This morning I had a burger and fries and followed it up with two Krispy Kreme doughnuts ... that ain't going to cut it if you are gonna lose weight.

June 2009

Spengler: I don’t know about you, but whenever I get back from visiting my parents, I want to do something bad for myself.

May 2009

Donder: I got to tell you that vodka and Red Bull is quite the drink. The vodka wants to put you to sleep. The Red Bull wants you to party. I don’t know what the f**k to do.

April 2009

Mark A. Simpson: THIS IS VEGAS! I can sleep when I’m in hell.

March 2009

Homer J. Simpson: And like any prudent gambler, I know when to walk away ... NEVER!

February 2009

Theresa, after trying Arbor Mist wine for the first time: Man, that’s pretty good wine. I think I could have it for breakfast.

January 2009

Christine: I want to shove this candy right off this ledge.

Simpson: I want you to shove it right in my mouth.

December 2008

"It’s a tax and spend economy, and I’m wearing trickle-down underwear."

November 2008